It takes all kinds of nuts to make up this crazy world and not all of the nuts are in candy bars either.
True story. Some of them climbed back up in there though so if you hear a rustling above your head….duck!
This looks like it might be much more effective than the old fashioned Beware Of Dog sign.
Well, this explains a lot.
Cad é an chraic?
Very true. People are going to talk about you know matter what you do so you might as well enjoy your life and be yourself. Because at the end of the day, it’s your life, not theirs.
Two Irish nuns have just arrived in USA by boat,
and one says to the other, “I hear that the people
in this country actually eat dogs.”
“Odd,” her companion replies, “but if we shall live
in America , we might as well do as the Americans do.”
As they sit, they hear a push cart vendor yelling,
“Hot Dogs, get your dogs here,” and they both walk
towards the hot dog cart.
“Two dogs, please!,” says one. The vendor is very pleased to oblige,
wraps both hot dogs in foil and hands them over. Excited, the nuns hurry
to a bench and begin to unwrap their ‘dogs.’
The mother superior is first to open hers.
She begins to blush, and then staring at it for a moment, leans to the other Nun and in a soft brogue whispers……
“What part did you get?”
Look for some more Irish humor here.